sassybabushka:

My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a  hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock. 

Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.

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21 hours ago 5 notes emmarps & reblog
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unbloss:

lepetitchatblanc:


best thing I’ve ever read

NEVER FORGET

holy shit

unbloss:

lepetitchatblanc:

best thing I’ve ever read

NEVER FORGET

holy shit

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tagged under: #sophia bush#bless

"The more you can distract yourself, the better," he says. "First thing tomorrow, we’ll get you your own rope. Until then, take mine."I spend the rest of the night on my mattress obsessively making knots […] By morning, my fingers are sore, but I’m still holding on.

tagged under: #thg#FINNICK ODAIR#KATNISS EVERDEEN#sighh
lovelynobody00:

rizplease:



cryptaniac:



batromance:



how many times have this two broken up seriously











omg bruce, you are the dramatic teenage girl in this relationship

lovelynobody00:

rizplease:

cryptaniac:

batromance:

how many times have this two broken up seriously

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omg bruce, you are the dramatic teenage girl in this relationship

1 day ago 153,611 notes magnusbane & reblog

charmancler:

i’ve never met nicki minaj but i trust her

tagged under: #truth#about me

When contemplating a $15.00 purchase

  1. 10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
  2. 15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
  3. 20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
tagged under: #same#about me

khaleesibeyonce:

for months ive been collecting my fave of bizarre tumblr insults from famous posts in a note thingy on my phone omfg it cracks me up every time. there are truly some creative people here on tumblr.com

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